ISSUED IN SOLEMN WARNING THIS 28 DAY OF NOV 1945 TO THE NEIGHBOURS, FAMILY, RELATIONS, AND FRIENDS OF ONE CHUCK PRESSENTIN
LOCK YOUR DAUGHTERS IN THEIR ROOM!!!!
FILL THE FRIDGIDAIRE WITH ICE COLD BEER!!
AND GET THOSE CIVIES OUT OF THE MOTHBALLS!
DEAR CIVILIANS:
Very soon now, the undersigned will be once more in your midst—undrafted, dehydrated and demobilized, to take his place again as a human being with freedom and justice for all, engaged in life, liberty and the somewhat delayed pursuit of happiness. In making your joyous preparations to welcome him back into organized society, YOU MUST MAKE DUE ALLOWANCE for his crude environment which has been his miserable lot for years. In a word, he may be slightly jungle-jolly, suffer from the Ville Verde vapors or be a little Philippino punchy. Therefore:
Show no alarm if he prefers to squat upon his haunches instead of sitting in a chair. Keep cool when he pours gravy on his dessert at the supper table; and take it with a smile when he insists on sleeping in his underwear. ABOVE ALL, never refer to the unspeakable hardships suffered by those at home during the Great War. Never ask him why the Smith's boy Willie held a higher rank than he did, and make no flattering remarks about the Air Corps or Marines. This man will run amok if you mention rotation, the point system or demobilization.
For the first few months until he becomes homebroken, be especially watchful during the times when he is in the company of women, particularly young and attractive specimens. After years of seeing beautiful women in the movies, he feels himself a master lover and his intentions will probably be dishonorable but sincere.
Keep in mind that beneath his atabrine tan beats a heart of gold. With kindness, tolerance and an occasional quart of good liquor, you will again be able to rehabilitate that which is now a hollow shell of the happy civilian you knew before the war.
Send no more letters or packages to APO 70 for duration of the world.
Mail no more parcels since Soldier will call for them in person.
BANZAI !!!!!!!
[Chuck added a note at the bottom of the document]
Leaving tomorrow—I may see you by Xmas.
Chuck
[Dec. 11, 1945 In letters to their daughter, Pauline, Charles and Jessie Pressentin say that "Charles should be able to make it here by Xmas. He was to have boarded a ship about the 7th of Dec. We think he is on the water and should be close to Pearl Harbor by this time. He was transferred to a Tank Battalion headed for home."